Why I prefer not to use Macs

Okies, this rant isn't obviously made in a serious fashion, but i found it worth a laugh or two, especially when, in my personal experience, Macs are weird like that.

I have nothing against Macs, i just prefer a pc (oh, don't even think about crying about how bugged pc's are...I know they're flawed. I just happen to be used to using them)